Friday, June 29, 2007

boring syndrome

i'm not going to work today, primarily because i have pms and i feel like killing anyone who passed by me. hehe.

Kagabi, "Annatek" dropped by to have dinner with us. we call her annatek, because she's always busy and always says "tek-teka muna". she is a lawyer and she has 3 children by the wrong man, she's divorced. and she lives next door. Annatek, has been our neighbor eversince, ginagawa palang tong building andito na ata sya. pero she's really nice, kaso lang laging busy kaya sa mga maids lang naiiwan ung mga bata, but we like her, kase ang bilis nya magsalita, parang laging may hinahabol. parang natataranta. pero last night, she just wanted to relax with us, nagdala pa nga ng alak.

she says she's bored na raw with her life. and she does need a man... just to get through the night. and we all laughed. oo nga e, minsan talaga u get so bored and u evaluate your life and u realize, there are impt things missing.

so all the three of us came up with something..

5 SIGNS NA BORED KA NA:


1. when u make a big deal out of super super small things, pati ba naman yung kuko ng janitor nyu sa office, inookray mu..parang medyu dapat lumalabas labas ka muna at magpahangin. at kapag, ultimo yung boses ng katabi mu sa work, eh masakit na tenga tapos lahat nalang pinapansin mu..tsk tsk..bored ka na.

2. kapag pagdilat mu pa lang ng mata mu, lam mu na kagad ang itinerary mu for the whole day..parang may vision ka na kagad. delikado na yun, dapat e after, u should drink out with your kapitbahays, kase bored ka na.

3. minsan akala mu lang pms lang yan, pero everytime nalang naiirita ka, di mu lam kung bakit, di na cguro pms yan.. at lagi kang iritable.. malamang tigang ka na (katulad namin hehe). kaya manuod ka naman ng porn at makipaglandian, kase bored ka na.

4. kapag wala ka nang ganang makipag-away sa bf mu, na routine din ang buhay..at inaantok ka na sa phone pag nagkukuwento sya ng problema nya, nako i-dump na yan.. boring na yang jowa. kahit ako e, nakakaantok din umintindi ng umintindi ng umintindi..nakakapagod. bored ka na.

5. higit sa lahat, kapag lagi mu nang kasama yang nanay mu at kinakausap mu ng matagal, delikado na yan..ibig sabihin, mag-mall ka, magvideoke ka, mag-clubbing ka..maghanap ng ibang kausap. malamang bored ka na.

sabi ko nga kay annatek, kase naman puro ka work..madami ngang lalake na lawyer jan, puro naman may asawa..eh di magtravel ka kase, sama mu yang mga anak mu. gusto mu minsan, gaybar tayu!!!

..and so tonight, we will.

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